i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't deserve a penis
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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