what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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