If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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