She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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