Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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