I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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