we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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