I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
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remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
In other news, I just burned my penis
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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