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ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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(310): ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude. http://tfl.nu/5a88

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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(225): If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party http://tfl.nu/fuoa

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I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore

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(+52): I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore http://tfl.nu/b0tv

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(949): View more from California

dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat

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(949): dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat http://tfl.nu/yghv

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(720): View more from Colorado

The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.

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(720): The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in. http://tfl.nu/itcs

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.

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(606): I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped. http://tfl.nu/y7kh

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(807): View more from Ontario

I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.

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(807): I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill. http://tfl.nu/m363

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(817): View more from Texas

I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.

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(817): I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number. http://tfl.nu/dwaz

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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight

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(713): I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight http://tfl.nu/pekh

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(416): View more from Toronto

I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home

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Was he satisfied?

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No, and very vocal about it.

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(416): I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home (647): Was he satisfied? (416): No, and very vocal about it. http://tfl.nu/h3jb

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time

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(203): Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time http://tfl.nu/nn7c

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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.

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(760): The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here. http://tfl.nu/qr6c

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.

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(202): His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together. http://tfl.nu/je6r

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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy

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(720): Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy http://tfl.nu/3y1o

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(323): View more from California

This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.

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(323): This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin. http://tfl.nu/blfu

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