Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit