She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I have aggressive nipples.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Randomize
