paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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