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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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