I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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