Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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