That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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