literally had 100 drinks last night.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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