Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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