So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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