i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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