my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
