You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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