After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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