Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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