My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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