What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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