I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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