Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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