my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
