all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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