awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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