Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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