finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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