On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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