Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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