I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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