i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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