yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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