I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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