Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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