Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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