Apparently you make a good broom.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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