If that was your dad, he is hot
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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