Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
are you still at the devil's house?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
whose parrot is this?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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