Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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