So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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