So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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