yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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