i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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