Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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