Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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