can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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