Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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