I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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