What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She bit a glass in half.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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