White coat. Heels.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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