my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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